Defibrillator Toaster...omg...

So, I have been working in a hospital all summer with Debby (see previous post). A few days ago I came across something that screams "There it is." A defibrillator toaster.

Yes. That is a toaster. And it does look very much like an older model defibrillator:

I don't know if there are any more words I could possibly say to this.

Too bad the toaster isn't for sale...yet. But as soon as I find out that it is, I'll certainly let everyone know, since I'll probably have one myself for school.

There it is.